SPECIAL TIP: It is HIGHLY Recommended to DOWNLOAD Glee Episodes for Higher Quality!

Ok so here is how it works!

Below is some random quotes from the entire first half of season one of Glee. Your mission is to guess who said what (and if you’re really good, in what episode!)

Easy? Not so much. The quotes will be mixed up, not episode by episode, so you’re gonna have to really think! The person who gets the most right will win the lovely prize of personal achievement and will be featured in my next post haha! :P

I’ll be posting the answers in 2 days, so get started!

“Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I’m not down with this background singin’ nonsense. I’m Beyoncé, I ain’tz no Kelly Rowland!”

“I want the Thong Song. I want something I can shake my moneymaker to”

“My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise!”

“I’ll often yell at homeless people: ‘hey, how is that homelessness working out for ya? Try not being homeless for once.”

“When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.”

“You’ll be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t look like a lesbian.”

“We’ve got a problem. They’re doing all our numbers – the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I’m pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.”

“I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.”

“The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they’d make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can’t rock either of those looks!”

“Know what the worst part is? It’s not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It’s the humiliation”


SPECIAL TIP: It is HIGHLY Recommended to DOWNLOAD Glee Episodes for Higher Quality!